Bomba Puertorriqueña

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Bombas puertorriqueñas are funny!

Dios quiera que cuando mueras,
te metan en un cajón,
te dejen el ombligo por fuera,
y te lo coma un ratón.

En el patio de mi casa,
hay una mata de rosas,
tiene un letrero que dice,
¡el que no aprieta no goza!

Dicen que a todas las suegras,
las van a tirar al mar,
que suerte la que yo tengo,
¡la mía sabe nadar!

Ayer pasé por tu casa,
y me tiraste una flor.
La próxima vez,
sin el tiesto, por favor.

Ayer pase por tu casa,
y me tiraste con un ladrillo,
Seguí pasando,
hasta que construí un castillo.

No me des el café puya,
que lo quiero sazonao,
y si no tienes azúcar,
échale de tu melao.

Es tanto lo que te quiero,
que por ti me tiro al río,
pero tírate tú primero,
y me dices si está frío.

Que culpa tiene el tomate,
de nacer en una mata,
y que venga un sinverguenza,
y lo meta en una lata.

Dicen que lo negro es feo,
yo digo que no es verdad,
porque los mejores besos,
se dan en la oscuridad.

Si la mar fuera cerveza,
y el río fuera ron,
yo me la pasaria,
nadando como todo un campeón.

Cuando vallas por la calle,
no camines con dulzura,
por que por detras puede venir,
el truck de la basura.

Allá arriba en aquel cerro,
allá abajo en aquel llano,
le di la mano a un becerro,
creyendo que era tu hermano.

Cuando vayas a la playa,
no te sientes en la arena,
porque te pueden confundir,
con una bella sirena.

Si a tu novia tu la dejas,
no la vuelvas a querer,
porque basura que se bota,
no se vuelve a recoger.

Tu dices que no me quieres,
yo digo mucho mejor:
menos perras, menos pulgas,
más fresco, menos calor.

Ayer pase por tu casa,
y escuché unos tiroteos.
Me asome por la ventana,
y eras tú tirando peos.

Si los cuernos florecieran,
como florece el café,
tu tendrías cuernos,
de la cabeza a los pies.

Aquí en los Estados Unidos,
uno tiene que bregar,
aunque allá no lo hacía,
hasta baños hay que limpiar.

Alla arriba en un cerro
y a la sombra de un bambú
le di la mano a un becerro
creyéndome que eras tu.

Dulce de coco tu lengua,
Caramelo tu boquita,
Diabética ya me veo
comiendo tanta azuquita…

Cuando yo te miro nene
se me aprieta el corazón…
de lo feo que tu eres,
hasta pierdo la razón.

Bombas puertorriqueñas were inspired by Hurricane María

Por mas de 40 dias
hemos estado a linternas y vela
potes de chef boyardee, jamonilla
y mucha salchicha carmela!!!

Bombas puertorriqueñas can be crafty

Un pajarito entró,
por la puerta de un convento,
que mucho gozó la monja
con el pajarito adentro.

No sé de Don Quijote,
ni tampoco de Pancho Villa,
solo se que tengo,
un miembro que me llega a la rodilla.

Si ves una bala,
no le pongas el pecho,
mejor ponle el fondillo
que ya el roto esta echo.

Yo por ti soy pirata,
no es por oro ni por plata,
sino por el tesoro que tienes,
entre medio de las patas.

Bombas puertorriqueñas can be romantic

Desde que te conozco,
no puedo vivir sin verte,
y aunque el destino se oponga,
no dejare de quererte.

Quisiera ser pensamiento,
para estar dentro de ti,
y saber lo que tu piensas,
cuando no estoy cerca de ti.

Muñequito de mi alma,
dueño de mi corazón,
cada vez que te veo,
se me sube la presión.

Que triste es cruzar el mar,
en una noche sin luna,
pero más triste es amar,
sin esperanza ninguna.

Quisiera ser un mosquito,
para entrar en tu mosquitero,
y decirte en el oído,
lo mucho que yo te quiero.

Un pintor podrá pintar,
una rosa y un clavel,
pero no podrá pintar,
el amor de una mujer.

No me vengas a mirar,
con esos ojitos tristes,
porque enseguida recuerdo,
el mal pago que me diste.

Del cielo cayo un pañuelo,
bordado en cuatro pedazos,
así yo daría mi vida,
por tenerte en mis brazos.

Yo quisiera ser el sol,
para entrar por tu ventana,
y darte los buenos días,
acostadito en tu cama.

Desde que te conozco,
no puedo vivir sin verte,
y aunque el destino se oponga,
no dejare de quererte.

Quisiera ser pensamiento,
para estar dentro de ti,
y saber lo que tu piensas,
cuando no estoy cerca de ti.

Decirle a mi pensamiento,
que deje de pensar en ti,
es como decirle a mi corazón,
que deje de latir.

Por mas que un árbol crezca al cielo,
nunca llegará,
y por mas odio que me tengas,
nunca me vas a olvidar.

Que bellos son tus ojos,
que bello es tu mirar,
pero mas bello sería,
si yo te pudiera besar.

El mundo es inmenso,
así lo es el mar,
pero nada se compara,
con tu manera de amar.

Como crecen los ríos,
cuando para de llover,
así crece mi amor,
cuando no te puedo ver.

Si amarte es un delito,
delincuente yo seré,
cumpliré con mi condena,
pero siempre te amaré.

Tendré que subir al cielo,
escalón por escalón,
para buscar a esa mami,
que me robó el corazón.

Un amor como el mio,
no lo podrás encontrar,
lo tuviste en tus brazos,
y lo dejaste escapar.

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